The Unfortunate.

[Lovelight]

Meet Mr. Lucky. He is pretty much your lucky, idol-type of man. What he knows is that he's have brains, the brawns, and the chicks, but what he doesn't know is that he's going to have THE WORST DAY EVER!

To play this game... okay it's hard to explain so I'ma give an example first.

Thread Starter: Mr. Lucky woke up, he was as happy as sunshine. As usual, he was going to go to work, so he dressed up and went outside.
Poster 1: While Mr. Lucky was walking to work, a black cat tore his clothes up.
Poster 2: Mr Lucky was sad, because that shirt was his best shirt ever, so he goes back to his house, getting ran over by rabid pink squirrels a few times.
Poster 3: Sally was angry at him for ruining that 50 cent shirt, so she locked him out.

Basically, just bash him with the worst luck ever.

The Commandment Quartet:
1. Don't kill him off. I mean... if he's like broke a few bones, he's still able to be hospitalized. In case his heart is ripped out by a prostitute, at least add that he had a transplant and recovered 6 years later.
2. Make it original. Meaning that no using 'Mk's poisonous Quarter Pounder burger scheme.' NO COMPLAINTS.
3. Keep it clean and realistic, but still interesting.
4. I'll add in the last one when I think of one.


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Headstart.

Mr. Lucky woke up from his awesome-st sleep ever. The alarm clock didn't go off, so he rushes off the bed. He falls and gets a sprained ankle.

[Clandestine]

When Mr. Lucky falls, he fell straight through the floor and landed on his washer, which broke, flooding the basement.

[MonsterMiner]

The flooded basement filled with water, Mr. Lucky started drowning, luckily he was near the stairs and managed to climb out, only to have the bookshelf fall on him, it pinned him to the ground and then, the ceiling light broke and crashed upon his head.

[1samurai1]

Curse u and typing faster then me monster.
After he regained consciouness he pushed his Life Alert and it broke.So he then cried until a neighbor saw him,but the neighbor took all his stuff and left.

[Clandestine]

The IRS came and found him, and threw him in jail for debt. On the way there, the police car crashed into an ice cream truck. Thre ice cream truck dude sued Mr Lucky.

[MonsterMiner]

Mr. Lucky was flying to prison, but the plane was hijacked by terrorists and flew to Iraq instead.

[screwbaII]

Mr. Lucky got into a struggle with one of the terrorists and got pushed off the plane and landed in the middle of the ocean.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Mr Lucky landed in a pack of sharks.

[huggyboo]

Mr. Lucky is aided by Micheal Phelps making his afternoon swim across the Atlantic. They arrive in New York and a girl runs up and kicks Mr. Lucky in the nads. Immigration the come and take Mr. Lucky away.

[1samurai1]

Mr.Lucky searches for his wallet,but Micheal Phelps stole it so he gets thrown into jail.

[Mkishere]

Mr.Lucky is in the same cell as the ShamWoW guy! The ShamWoW guy advertises various products constantly over and over again day and night to Mr.Lucky!

[zlyfire]

Mr. Lucky, so disturbed by the ShamWOW guy, goes insane and gets a private squishy room :D

[huggyboo]

It's discovered that the squishy room is actually the mouth of a man eating squid.

[Clandestine]

The acid of the stomach burned off his clothes, but the squid spat him out because he tasted weird. He tasted like Phelps.

He is spat back out on the beach nude, and landed into a kid's sandcastle, infested with crabs.

[screwbaII]

lmao ShamWOW guy... oh god my flatmate would not shut up about the shamWOW guy for like... weeks.... D=

Mr. Lucky gets attacked by crabs in all areas, and it just so happens he landed in a gay nudist beach... and the kid's sandcastle was not actually a kid's sandcastle, but a gay midget's sandcastle...

[Lovelight]

He tried to escaped, which he made it, he ran off running nude and screaming. Until he bumped into the mafia.

[MonsterMiner]

The mafia didn't like the look of him and shot him in the knees, then tie him up in a room with no lights. He was left there for four days, he couldn't tell what time it was. The door opened and ..................

[screwbaII]

A crazed blind axe murderer entered and started swinging his axe around, cutting mr. Lucky down. Mr Lucky then crawled out of the door and seeing dead mafia guys everywhere started puking.

[MonsterMiner]

Mr. Lucky got out his cell phone, it exploded and it all turned to a blur......


-Police walking-

-Sirens-


He woke up in a hospital, he was thinking that his unlucky day was over,

until they gave him his bill of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.

Now he had to find a way to pay it back.

[Lovelight]

Then the nurse came in, she was veeeeeeeeeeeery cute. Mr. Lucky stared at her, the nurse caught him looking at her, then she socked his face. Then left.

[1samurai1]

Socked his face? o3o

[KyuubisSlave]

Mr.lucky then woke up to find it was all just a crazy dream, he got up to use the restroom and tripped on his shoes causing him to fall out of his second story bedroom window.

[MonsterMiner]

He then was on the floor and was in the hospital and this time he found out that before wasn't a dream and the bill was even more expensive.

[huggyboo]

He dodges out of the bill and flees to Canada. There he meets Mk, who due to being high on legal Pot, shoots Mr.Lucky in the shoulder with a shotgun.

[Lovelight]

((Whoa, don't make it too violent. Dx Mr. Lucky can die from a shotgun.))

[1samurai1]

Mks shotgun shot out deadly hamburgers which dissolved Mr.Lucky's pants so he ran into the forest.

[zlyfire]

a wild bear saw mr lucky and started chasing him while some bees were chasing mr lucky as well

[1samurai1]

He then fell into a canyon and landed into a pillow,he thought his luck was changing but the pillow belonged to Chuck Norris and he round house kicked him so hard Mr.Lucky changed into a girl :[

[zlyfire]

mS lucky then ran away, as Chuck Norris, bees, and a bear were chasing him

[Clandestine]

He finally managed to escape, but encountered the SWAT team who just happened to be out and 'exterminating' Mk and all of his 'associates' including Mr Lucky.

[Lovelight]

But sadly, he was chased by Sally. She picked up a flamethrower and started chasing Mr. Lucky.

[zlyfire]

mr lucky tripped and hit his head while everyone who was chasing him caught up to him

[Crazy]

Mr. Lucky was saved up by a large gentle looking man, carried off to the forest, and became a slave where he endured 5 years of people laughing at him and all the people that were chasing him beating him up.

[Riida]

Mr. Lucky was then attacked by a chainsaw maniac, which set him aflame, after the chainsaw maniac broke his arm...The people who held him captive helped him recover, then put him into the MINE OF SULFUR to mine sulfur.With his hands. Without clothes except for underwear.Pink underwear.

[MonsterMiner]

The sulfur somehow managed to make him become a zombie. (In other words he died and was revived) He went and ate the chainsaw maniac.

[zlyfire]

then he got a bad case of undead diareah and that somehow turned him back into a living person and he ran away while being chased by a colorblind bull, who thought the pink was red

[Riida]

And was then eaten by the bull...But his cells took over the Bull DNA and was basically revived. THEN,



He was run over by a truck. And got Pneumonia. And was put in a hospital that doesn't use anesthesia or any painkiller/knockout drug.

[zlyfire]

he fainted but then a guy named father time sent him back to when he woke up

[Lovelight]

Then Mr. Lucky thought it was all a dream.. and then Sally came crashing into his door with a chainsaw and said, "WHERE'S MY GAWD *bleep*ING TACO!"

Hey that was my new 2 cent door! You maniac!

[MonsterMiner]

MR. Lucky's leg and hands were chopped off.

[zlyfire]

but then he was spirited away by a phoenix, who demanded the release of his taco.

[shinjumaou]

Mr. Lucky dropped the taco before being spirited away & got set on fire by the phoenix.

[Lovelight]

Mr. Lucky ran around, flaring his arms. He ran into a random room, which was the girls sauna. He cooled down, but when he noticed the women, he got beat up.

[zlyfire]

mr lucky, though bruised now, had a good look while in there. when he exited he got beat up by the girl's husbands, all wrestlers and bikers

[shinjumaou]

After being beat up by all these wrestlers & bikers, now bruised & cut everywhere, Mr. lucky accidentally walked right into a pool of salty water, making all of his cuts & bruises sting a lot more that they did before.

[MonsterMiner]

Mr. Lucky was transformed into :babybunni:

[shinjumaou]

suddenly, a giant baby bunni hungry beast came up to mr. lucky & ate him. Luckily, mr. Lucky became so fluffy he couldn't be digested.

[Lovelight]

Mr. Lucky was so furry, that the huge giant baby bunny spit Mr. Lucky out. Now saliva was all over Mr. Lucky.

[shinjumaou]

Suddenly, a bunni fan-nerd came over, picked up Mr. Lucky & took him home (mean, he IS a baby bunni now).

[MonsterMiner]

Mr. Lucky was roasted alive, baked, chewed up, but due to the rules of this thread, survived; He ran over the rainbow into an airport to Africa.

[zlyfire]

the airport was shut and he was arested

[shinjumaou]

Mr.Lucky was sent to a maximum security prison where all of the world's deadliest psycho maniac serial killers are kept. Due to the timid nature of Mr.Lucky though, he is spared of being put with all the other killers, and is put into a white cushioned insanity room.

[Lovelight]

Then, a little girl full of armed grenades and war weapons crashed in the room. She picked up a bazooka threatened Mr. Lucky. So he had to dress up as Little Red Robin Hood as people laughed at him threw the jail halls.

[shinjumaou]

As the killers laughed at Mr. Lucky they threw razor blades & knifes at him.

[MonsterMiner]

Mr. Lucky was cut, bleeding, and hurt, he went into another plane to NASA.

[Riida]

The plane crashed, and he was half drownded in the Atlantic Ocean when slave traders found him and captured him, stabbing him whenever he disobeyed them.

[shinjumaou]

Mr. Lucky disobeyed the slave traders a lot.

[Madi2]

mr. lucky was yelled at by madi2 for that.

[shinjumaou]

Madi2 shot Mr.Lucky in the face after being yelled at

[Olive]

after he gets shot, he gets sold to a tabbacco plantation owner and has to pick tabbacco from 4 am to 12pm at night.

[shinjumaou]

at midnight, mr. lucky is abducted by aliens.

[Lovelight]

The aliens say, "All your base will belong to us." Then they settled on his house and made him their slave for 7 years.

[shinjumaou]

They sent him back to earth, but abducted a cow in the process; They switched bodies somehow.