Bunni Inn

[Crazy]

It was nice posting with you all but alas, the forum is dieing and It must be closed. Cheers to those who continued posting even if it was going slow thank you, thank you all.

CLOSED

[bunnibear]

I dont understand. there's no inn or kitchen

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

I'll take the cook job,if avaliable.

[Crazy]

Its a RP-like forum thing it has random events that people particpate in with forum replys. Not ingame content.

And yes you can be the cook kittenlazers.

[rosedragon]

sounds fun. I might join later. :)

[Crazy]

Ok I'll keep ya in mind.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

The stoves are no match for my cooking lazors!

[Pirate Foxes]

So who do we RP as? Ourselves? Our forum names? Bunni Bunni related things? Do we just make characters up?

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Thats what im guessing.

[Senna]

Hey can i be a bunni tenant? Or bar maid person thing if you have one?

[mang11]

i wants to be the rude hobo :D

[huggyboo]

if there is a bar i would like to be the bar man (can't think of there name) if not i will be a tenant. though could you describe what this is a bit more. im kinda confused

[Chokladkakan]

I am guessing you mean bartender, Huggy.

[BIGM9000]

I want to be rude hobo #2 ( but can I stay in the inn on holidays )

[Poohbomber]

I would like to ask... What time period would this be set in? Like the Middle Ages/Dark Ages, the Renaissance Era, stuff like that. Or could it be any time?

[Sasum]

I have actually requested a RP thread. I hope it comes in soon.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

I have actually requested a RP thread. I hope it comes in soon.

I really hope it does.

[Sasum]

I don't get your user name. *shrugs* Yesh. I am going to post my arts and get an art forum.

[Pirate Foxes]

if there is a bar i would like to be the bar man (can't think of there name) if not i will be a tenant. though could you describe what this is a bit more. im kinda confused

I agree. I will probably participate some but I have no idea what I'm getting into here.

If there's a bar, I want to be a pirate who's butt is constantly glued to the barstool. Not necessarily a rude hobo but maybe just a "swashbuckling pirate" who occasionally drinks a little too much and likes telling tall tales about the high seas. If it's Bunni Bunni themed, of course, I want to be a fox pirate. ;)

[huggyboo]

So from what i gather: I want to be the bartender, Pirate Foxes wants to be the local drunk, and Senna wants to be the barmaid. That is if you add a bar to the inn. If not i'm fine with being a tenant and so is Senna. Fox i dont know about.

[Andre]

Can I be the Juke Box?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0-um0pHTAg

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

It burnsssssssss!!!

Edit:I rather like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S-rmzjwatg) song.

[Andre]

it is the song when you collect stuff in bunni. That's why i played it ;)

[huggyboo]

So, Andre, you would be a human jukebox? Where would the quarters go, a small jar that you hold and then you would magically sing any song we want?

[Andre]

Mine enough rocks and I will play a song for you.... actually I think that's a game suggestion to myself :)

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

it is the song when you collect stuff in bunni. That's why i played it ;)

I didnt know that.

[Crazy]

Updates on the front page check.
Stuff added.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Are there enough people to begin?

[Apocalypstic]

I wanna be the slightly insane (the good kind of insane, the the insane insane >_>) tenant #2 who is somehow a robotic panda pirate!

[Cthulhu]

I'll join if I can be the outer-dimensional behemoth in the haunted room of death.

[huggyboo]

ah cthulhu i love those things. i met one once in a k-mart

[1samurai1]

Can I the ghost that scares you off if you steal our rocks =D

[Crazy]

Cthulu and 1samurai1 will be the last with custom jobs.
And yes to apocalypse but you will just be a tenant.
Cthulu will be in room 666

[WhiteCrestAngel]

Don't go in Rm. 666, I heard it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground!!!

[Crazy]

Let the insanity begin. ;)


P.S. I will post polls for the event at the Bunni Inn on another thread in the same topic please vote there, I'll add an HTML to the front page in a while.

[Pirate Foxes]

Hey I wanted to be the "local drunk" fox person. XD

I guess I could be a tenant but I don't actually STAY in any of the rooms in the inn... Like I said not so much a hobo but pretty much my character lives at the bar and is rarely seen away from it. Where I am at when I'm away from the bar is a mystery to everyone. :D (Probably out back puking in the dumpster / hobo house.)

So does that mean we are starting the RP NOW? In this thread? If so I think you, Crazy, need to start out with the first post to set the mood, describe how everything looks inside the inn, what accommodations we have (How many tables and stuff) and whatnot.

[Cthulhu]

I'd advise against sleeping too much in rooms next to 666, because I may visit your dreams and melt your brain. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Cough* HA!

[Crazy]

When you walk into the building now you see a fancy receptionist desk and a sign pointing to the bar, tenant rooms, the lobby, and the visitor area. (You should have seen it when I bought it.)

The lobby is quite a fancy room 5 velvet couches surround a large 2 large screens one with sports channels the other with miscellaneous channels. Also a suprisingly fancy vending machine sits at the back of the room, occasionally Andre the human Jukebox will walk into the room a broadcast his music.

The bar has a rustic/Victorian mix of styles and has authentic bar stools and many rare wines on the rack behind the bartenders station. This area is where Andre is almost always at but contains very little people at the moment, oh, of course there is the drunken pirate fox that seems to sleep on one of my stools.

The visitors area is almost like a hospital waiting room but slightly more homey. (If its possible to make a hospital waiting room homey)

The tenant rooms all contain thousands of dollars worth of velvet and have many rich or cream like colors, yet the only thing I charge for here is wine, alcoholic drinks, and restaurant foods. (If it ever opens.)

I think its time I open.

"Come one come all to Crazy's 5 star Hotel for Rich people with no money." I yelled and caught many peoples attention...

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

((Ok,can it be that i live at the hotel and be the cook at the same time?))

Kitten started preparing for the guests.

[Crazy]

((Ok,can it be that i live at the hotel and be the cook at the same time?))

Kitten started preparing for the guests.

((Yes))
I was happy to see my workers already hard at work before a guest even walked in the door.
"Wow, I didn't know you were so ecstatic to work already." I said to my cook, Kitten.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Yeah,I love to cook,and now I'll get paid for doing what I love."Kitten replyed.

[Crazy]

"I'm happy to know that, Kitten," I said, "What ya cooking anyway?" he said to kitten getting ready to stick his finger in the pot to sample what he was cooking.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Im makin' some carrot soup."Kitten said.

[mang11]

"Hey can I get in if I pay in catnip?" Mang said.

[Crazy]

He pulled his fingers out of the pot with a piece of carrot between them and sampled it.

"WOW. I have found the special for the Bunni Inn bar." I said as my taste buds tingled with flavor. "You deserve a raise." I said as the delicious stew commanded me through its wonderful taste.

"Umm...its free so you don't have to pay anything." said running out of the kitchen as I heard the customer.

[mang11]

"Ok thanks."Mang said."Now to find the bar."

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten smiled to himself,his food was this great! He poured the soup into some bowls and let a waitress take them out.

((12:36 A.M. here,gonna get some sleep now.))

[Crazy]

((Okay cya))

My first customer I thought, wait I still need a receptionist. Hmmm, well maybe I could get Rose...

[mang11]

"Shoot.The bartender isn't here.I'll just wait for him."Mang said as he dozed off.

[Crazy]

Oh crap, I thought as I realized the bartender wasn't in yet. I rushed to the bar and asked the customer his name.
"Your name and order sir, sorry but the bartender isn't in yet."

[mang11]

"Gah!Oh...just some wine."Mang said

[Crazy]

"I thought you were a wine kinda guy, let me get 1892 Bunni catastrophe wine, last wine made before IT happened." I said pouring the wine then handing it to Mang.
"I'm surprised I made it, but I owe my thanks to a monster..." I paused trying to hold my composure.

[Cthulhu]

Cthulhu has the same time zone as the cat with lasera, so cthulhu is also going to sleep, even though he should be haunting people at this time.

[Crazy]

((okay then g'night outer-dimensional behemoth))

[mang11]

"thankyou sir."Mang said"This wine is exlent.Heres a tip"hands catnip to Crazy

[Crazy]

"Hehe, thanks" I say and wipe the catnip into a trash can below the bar.

[mang11]

"Im going to the lobby sir if you need me."Mang said.

[Pirate Foxes]

The pirate seated at the bar was passed out this whole time. Upon hearing more and more ruckus, starting first with Crazy's shouting out at the streets and the subsequent first costomer coming to the bar. He woke up.

In a pile of his own drool.

"IZah-Wasn't me-wazzunt sleeping. I never drink with a sleep in my hand." He said rubbing his one good eye.

Realizing that the conversation wasn't directed at him and his sleeping he sobered up for a few seconds and took stock of his surroundings. He spoke to crazy,

"Who was that bloke?" The pirate retorically asked while looking at the amount of rum he had left in his bottle. There wasn't much left.

//Out of game. What kind of critters is everyone? Should we make another thread for that sort of thing?

[1samurai1]

Pffft im a Shape shifting ghost

[mang11]

"hmm...weres that key?I always losse it."Mang said as he looked through the front desk.

[1samurai1]

-Slowly brings floating key to Mang- Here you go sir........(P.S. Im invisable =))

[mang11]

"yay! my key now to my room."Mang said as he went his room and began sleep.

[1samurai1]

-goes in mangs room and watches him sleep- O_O

[huggyboo]

As the plump panda known as Huggyboo (Huggy for short) woke from his drunken sleep he noticed a few things: 1. He missed his bed under the barcounter by about 3 feet, 2. He broke his good beer mug, 3. His best customer Fox the Pirate... Fox (to make your name easier hope you dont mind) was gone, and 4. Cthulhu had messed with him in his dreams again. Even with a huge hangover and lack of people buying his drinks, he managed to walk his way to the door of his bar, flip the sign to "OPEN", and walk back to his counter. He was still half asleep but he always was. So while he waited for some customers and the outer-dimensional demon to return for a rematch at Cosmic Battleship, Huggy did what he always does, clean the counter of either Fox's drool or puke (this time the former) and drink some bamboo whiskey. It wouldn't be long before he was once again knocked-out on his bed.


Now, not dealing with the story, i will say a few things. Under the counter in the bar is a 3 foot pit containing Huggy's bed and in a little hidey hole is his belongings. Crazy does not currently know about this place. Huggy's favorite drink is his handmade Bamboo Whiskey, and his best customer Fox, is the 14 month running Drunk of the Month. Once he breaks Huggy's own record of 15 months tomorrow he will get a special treat. And Cosmic Battleship for those that dont know it its simply Battleship but with Planets in far off galaxies (instead of ships) and a planet destroying laser to well destroy them. Cthulhu usually battles him in this game during Huggy's drunk sleep. And that is it i will be on for a while longer even though it's early where i am.

[Pirate Foxes]

// Out of Game (OOG for short) I thought I was already at the bar but I'll play along. Also I did finish the rest of my bottle of rum IRL so I am rather O_o ATM. lol Just getting into character. :D I was also pondering of what my name should be. How about "whitebeard." But "Fox" will work for short.

The pirate fox wandered out from the restroom. It looked like he washed his face and somewhat freshened up the best that a public restroom facility will allow. Hiking himself back up on the barstool he was previously at (As it was "his" barstool. It even has his "butt print" in it.) he started to pound on the bar while yelling,

"Arh! There ye be ya panda. Where's ya been? I've been awake for 'bout five minutes before ye got yar lardy butt out from 'erever ye sleepy spot be!"

He stopped pounding on the bar and half rolled half flung his empty bottle across the counter at the Panda Bear.

"Aye! I be needen' some ale to wake me up in the morn'! And don't ye be worryin' 'bout me tab. I got it alls worked out now, ya hear?"

[huggyboo]

OOG: i thouhgt you wrote that your character left but your back so its all good.

Used to Fox, Huggy already had his hand out to grab the empty cup. He grabbed whatever bottle was near him, not noticing the label due to being half asleep. One thing Huggy knew after more than a year of servicing this semi-retired pirate is that as long as it has alcohol he doesnt care what he drinks. So with that though in his head he poured the drink into the cup and slid it back down the counter to the pirate talking to himself. Huggy being a silent person made no comment as the pirate drank the drink like a dog on a hot day.

[Pirate Foxes]

OOG:
One thing Huggy knew after more than a year of servicing this semi-retired pirate is that as long as it has alcohol he doesnt care what he drinks.
LOL! XD

The pirate drained about half his cup, wiped his mouth with his arm and directed his attention back at the panda. Tequila, not bad. Upon guessing, the pirate only would say that this glass was only 40 proof. Not too horrible as sometimes the panda served the pirate straight up 100 proof. Which he would always drink with no so much as a wince. On the inside though he wanted nothing more than to vomit all over the room.

"Did I ever tell ye about the time I 'stroyed the ghost pirate Lee Chunk with my non-alcoholic beer?"

Not really waiting or even caring about any response, the pirate launched into the 90% fabricated tale. The 10% that was not fabricated relied on other piratey legends that he heard throughout his days while swashbuckling.

"It all started on Measly Island. Back in thar days I twas nar' but a lad! It was back then that ye didn't need ta be a fancy sea-hardn' pirate like me'self ta be a pirate. All ye's needed twas some rope, a shovel, and a fine 'guvner ta woo."

The pirate fox launched into an incredible, yet horribly skewed series of events in which he set sail to Measly Island for the legendary treasure of "Large Whop," got stranded on an island called "Hunkey Island" where there was nothing to drink but non-alcoholic beer for WEEKS. Until one day, from being sober, the ghost pirate Lee Chunk appeared in front of him and he had to battle for three days and a fortnight before he pushed the ghost in a large vat of brewing fruit. The citrusy flavor of the brewing beer was too much for the ghost to handle and he exploded, his head flying all the way to an island call "Slinky Island" where it got buried deep underground by a band of headhunters.

[1samurai1]

So your the pirate that killed meh cousin eh? D:<

[mang11]

"God my head hurts."Mang said as he stumbled out of his bed."I know what will help some more wine."Now down the in the bar he Noticed Fox."Hey Fox hows it going!"

[huggyboo]

As Huggy half heard he story of Lee, he did notice the ghost of his third cousin fly in through the door and listen more intently to the story. As he remembered that Lee was Sam's cousin, Huggy did the logical thing, go under the counter to his bed. It was once he was secure under his covers that he heard the voice of someone new. deciding it was nothing important he pulled out his edition of "War and Peace" and began were he left off, Pg.2

[Pirate Foxes]

Fox, noticing Mang come in at the end of his tale turned to his newest vicim, not even noticing that Huggy disappeared.

"Nothin' much but telling some o' me tales from my days of being an adventuring, swashbuckling course hair."

The alcohol started to hit the fox pirate as he drained a little more of his drink.

"Say! How 'bout we sing a tale of booty, lucre and women?"

With that, the Pirate Fox launched into song.

"T'was the night of twenty the fifth
Me mates were out and I was lusty
So trotted me 'round, 'cross the island
To find a lass who was all but busty

I found some trouble 'long the way
A scuffle or two is in me blood
We fought the night until it was day
And ended me face down in mud

OH Twai-Oh see, Oh what's it to me
A pirate on the sailing to be
Oh Me oh my oh what's it to die
So long as you are filthy as me

The next day I found me face down in dirt
With nare' a booty or breast to me name
But I ain't complain' oh sir not me
'Cause only a pirate's life is to blame

I went sailing the seas with loot on me mind
Another place, would rather not be
With swords, guns and booty to kick
'Tis the only life that's for me

OH Twai-Oh see, Oh what's it to me
A laviathin' is nothing to me
Oh Me oh my oh what's it to die
So long as you are rich as can be"

With that pirate Fox seemed to loose all want to be sociable for the next few hours.
OOG: Fun start but I must sleep. :)

[huggyboo]

with the book starting to bore him panda decided to see what was going on now. Sam was kinda just floating there, since you can never tell whether a ghost is asleep or not, Fox was once again hammered and not conscious and the new person to the bar was nowhere to be seen. So with nothing better to do, Huggy decided to start the preparations for Fox's surprise. So he closed the bar and locked the door and began dragging what he would need from the back room...

[1samurai1]

I don't sleep, I observe <0>_<0>

[huggyboo]

i could say the same thing Sam but i dont feel like it even though i have been pulling all-nighter after all-nighter.


PS the bar is open and i will be starting the surprise soon. Even Crazy doesnt know what's going on!

[1samurai1]

Are we eating babies <_>

[huggyboo]

no no baby munching in my bar, you have to go down the street for that. So i have decided at 8pm or so i will write the surprise

[1samurai1]

8pm where i am is in 12 hours <_> its 7:44 here ;_;

[huggyboo]

well if its 8:20 now then we are in the same time zone i will write in a minute

[TheUltimator]

I wunna be the really bad actor please!:D

[brownie]

i don't know what this is!





CAN I JOIN!?:cool:

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

((Im back))

Kitten started to uncurl,then strech.He yawned,then got up and started heading to the bar.Once he got there,he took a seat by the fox.

[Crazy]

((OOG: Back))

"Oh, god..." I said with a throbbing in my head, "That stupid fox hit me with a bottle in his sleep again..." I pulled myself off the ground to see him sitting at the bar stool awake and drinking.

"So you finally got up you drunken loser." I said spitefully as I pulled pieces of glass bottle out of my head, and walked away from him to the first aid kit.

((OOG: I read up on the stuff, lol, everyone likes a bit o' alcohol as I can see. People who asked for a part read the front page))

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

((OOG:My character doesn't drink,he's just here for a bit of hanging out.))

Kitten streched in his seat,then said "I'll take a glass of water."

[Pirate Foxes]

CAN I JOIN!?:cool:
OOG: Yes, just make up a character to play and jump on in. Make sure you tell us all what you are and stuff. ;) We really should make another thread for things like questions, characters and possibly Out Of Game comments...

OOG: And yea... what was I thinking when I wrote that terrible song? XD Nice try but it didn't all "fit."

The pirate Fox looked at the kitten who just sat down next to him. The pirate had about a quarter left of tequila in his mug. He was taking the last half slow. It was going to be a long day and downing a glass of liquor first thing in the morning isn't too good of an idea. Even for such an experienced drinker such as himself.

"Hey there cat, what be bringin' you so close to ol' Foxy? D' ye be wishin' a tale or two o' me ventures? Or you here to drink yourself t' the point where ya don't know why y' be started drinkin'. Speaking of which, where that blasted panda get to?"

The fox started looking around the room but no bartender was to be had.

"Ya know," The pirate continued, speaking more to himself than to the kitty beside him, "It's time like this when the panda ain't around ye can get free booze..."

Turning and speaking directly to the kitten he asked

"I be called whitebeard, the mightiest pirate this worlds ever seen! Twice... NAY, THRICE the pirate that Hareold ever was! What be ye' name, cat?"

When addressed from the floor the pirate simply turned around to see who was addressing him, then swiveled back around to take another sip or gulp from his drink.

"I didn' throw the bottle at you, I gave it ta the barkeep. It's ye own fault ta' be lyin' on the floor like that."

OOG: He stopped pounding on the bar and half rolled half flung his empty bottle across the counter at the Panda Bear.
OOG: YOU PEOPLE POST TOO FAST FOR ME! D:
;)

[Crazy]

((EVERYONE MAKE SURE YOU VOTE!!!!))

"Just water eh, Kitten, I'm more of a wine person." I said wrapping my head in bandages and ignoring the fox.

"Wakes me up and it'll stop the pounding pain in my head." I said grabbing a whole bottle and draining it.

[Pirate Foxes]

"Arh, ye be knowin' that be called a 'hangovere' ye got there. It might be best if ye drink a lil' somein stronger." the pirate said while swishing his now reeking, warm, alcoholic liquid in his cup.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"The names Kitten,and im just here until people start waking up for breakfast,then I gotta go back to the kitchen."Kitten said to the fox,then turned to the manager and said "Cold water wakes me up,and i gotta be sober to cook,don't wanna mess up any recipies."

[Crazy]

"Why'd I have glass shards in my head then, and you need to take a bath or at least jump in that dumpster all the hobos live in, then maybe you'd smell better." I said laughing.

"Anyway, Kitten, we need to get some more work done today, and we still need a receptionist to take up for me when I'm out of town." I said as I began grabbing some financial papers and marking down some insurance and other building regulations to keep this place in check.

I've always been a very organized person, never a thing out of place in my room as a kid, even though of course I was an orphan. I never did like having messy things all over the place, yet another reason I don't like that fox.

[Pirate Foxes]

The pirate mumbled something incoherently and went back to his drink.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Yep."Kitten said "I hope more people will apply for jobs."Kitten looked at his watch,then said "Well,it's about time for me to get in the kitchen,see you guys later."He then got up,and went into the kitchen to prepare.He checked all his ingriedients,then an order came in.He got to work right away.

[Crazy]

He heard a mumble from the Fox, but continued on into the main room to get some more papers together. "Hey, Kitten did you get the papers together for the alcoholic drinks cause they're not in my desk!" I yelled as I fumbled through my drawer.

[Senna]

Stubles into the bar smelling faintlly of gunpoweder "Heh you aint seen the last of me you lilly-livered deer"

Heads behind the bar "Now then anyone want a drink?"

OOG: I'll be a cat ok?

[Crazy]

OOG: Ok thats fine with me, but I haven't figured out what I am yet.

"Never mind!" I half said half yelled as I found the paper and began marking on it.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Oh ok then!"He yelled back.

[Crazy]

"Hey, I thought we..." He stopped as he saw a ruffian all ruffled up and dirty. "Sorry, but we don't serve people who can't pay for the drink, sorry." He said squinting at the strange lady.

[Senna]

"Stop yelling! 12 bombs going of at once gives you quite the headache"

Grabs a bottle of vodka and starts drinking

"Sheesh I knew I should have bought those earmuffs"

[Crazy]

"Senna?!? Is this how your gonna show up to work every day!"

He said. "And why are you covered in gunpowder?" He said as he began walking around marking on his papers again.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Theres alot of orders this morning,Kitten though.Most orders were eggs and ham with the occasional side of bacon.He moved swiftly,but carefully.

[Crazy]

"Oh yea, hey kitten did the Kitchen inspector com last night?" I asked and turned around to go into the kitchen.

I had never knew it would be this hard to run a hotel, well never mind its a 5 star hotel guess there IS a difference.

[Senna]

"Oh of course not i got ambushed by a herd of der of the way here i used up the last of my explosives getting rid of them too"

Places money for vodka in till

"Those darn deer if it werent for them i would till have my plum farm"

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Yeah,I think he did"Kitten said,not losing his focus.

[Senna]

OOG: Gotta go for a bit

"How did it go kitten?"

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"He said it was a fine kitchen,no roaches or rats or other pests."Kitten said gleefully.

[Crazy]

"I always knew you where a clean cook, one of the reasons I hired you." I said marking it down as I found the inspection paper.

"We gotta mail off all the financial paper by 6 A.M. tomorrow or they'll close us down." I said fumbling for more papers and organizing them.

((OOG: Just so you know the event will be tomorrow.))

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Do you got them all,or are there some still around here?"Kitten asked.

[Crazy]

"I'm missing the room inspection paper and...hey that's it! We're almost done!"
I said happily as waves of relief hit my mind, for an organized person I sure couldn't find things.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Thats good!"Kitten said happily,"But the paper isn't found yet,and i don't have any idea where the paper might be."

[Crazy]

"Hmmm, well its the last and most important paper lets hurry up and find it, I'll check my office and the receptionist desk. You check the kitchen and bar. Lets go we gotta find that paper!" I said as I rushed into the receptionist's room and began fumbling through drawers.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten looked through the place,but couldn't find it.He put up a "Please wait" sign before he left to the bar.He began his search around.

[Crazy]

"Wait, now I remember where I put it!" I ran into my office and opened the secret compartment...nothing.

"KITTEN, SOMEONE TOOK THE PAPER!!!" I yelled in panic, "What am I supposed to do now without that paper we can't fully open to the public and we will be closed down!!!"

I panicked and ran around the room knocking pictures and a filing cabinet down.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Oh no!"He whispered to himself."Fox,did you take anything?"He asked the fox.

[Crazy]

OH GOD COME ON, I thought fumbling through the papers on the ground, then going through the filing cabinet I knocked down...nothing.

OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP, I ran to the receptionist's desk.

[Pirate Foxes]

"Nay! I took nothing that din' belong to me!" under his breath he added, "Nuttin ye should be concerned with."

Pirate Fox heard a commotion from the room and decided to investigate.

"Calm ye nerves, ye land lubber. Just stop this knokin' round and tipyin' up the room. Ye just make a lost treasure lost even more!

All this ruckus and fuss o'er nah' but a lil' piece o' paper! ARGH!"

The pirate got sidelined when Crazy ran by him.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten checked his pockets,nothing.He jumped over the bar counter to search around the bottles,but nothing."Lets just calm down,theres still a long time till 6:00 A.M. tommorow!"Kitten said,trying to calm the manager down.

[Pirate Foxes]

"Ye know... ye can always skimp on t' paep'work tar a few days past deadline. Just ye get another blank sheet o' paper and write ye down the words needen' ta be written. It's uncouth, yargh, but it work all t' same.

"Sides, t' Sherrif won't be comin' down tomorrow 'imself ta check ta make sure yun gone and get yur paep'work off in t' mornin'. Calm ye selfs down and quit yer running 'round like ye be the chicken wit' yer head cut off. Aye?"

The Fox drained the last of his drink and wandered over to the bar when no one was looking, all being busy elsewhere. He selected some rum, used some Coke from the soda fountain and made a nice drink, but not so strong as his tequila shot he just finished.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"I can't find it!"Kitten said,dismayed.He never though thievery could happen this early prior to opening.

[MonsterMiner]

I want to be a tenant or maybe a guard

[Crazy]

"Hey fox tomorrow IS a few days past deadline, I need those papers now and if you wanna keep drinking here I suggest finding the paper!!!" I yelled and ran past Kitten not remembering if I shoved him or just went past.

Upstairs I decided to check room 666, but couldn't get through the door it was burnt shut. "GAAAHHH!!!" I yelled and began fumbling through all the rooms.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten turned around."Hey,theres a big hole under the counter here!"Kitten said,hopeful.He peeked into the hole.

[Crazy]

"HOLE WHERE!!! OH MY GOD why is there a dirty panda sleeping under my bar IN A HOLE!!!" I yelled, "Oh forget it..." I sat on a bar stool and grabbed the heaviest vodka I had and drank the whole bottle, it burned my throat but I held it down. It immediately made me forget all my problems.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Uh,sir?Are you ok?"Kitten asked,a bit worried.

[Pirate Foxes]

He peed into the hole.
OOG: AAAAAAAA- Oh wait. :D


The pirate was so thirsty at this point he drained almost all of his drink in one go.

"Nar that is my problem? Nay but since ye be t' only drink-" *hic*

"The only teh tdrinking 'stablishment in the country" *hic*
"In teh area. Tis true that I must start helpin. Da-"*hic*
"AAAN"*hic*

The pirate stopped.

"TaaA"-ic"RRRRGH! Teh hikups be hittin-" *hic* "-ittin me."

The pirate started to stumble accros the room. Almost laying down on every object he came within five feet of. As he was doing this he started to sing.

"Yaaaar" *hic* "Tis... sEE" *hic* "Oh me... oh a levithin's nuttin tooOOH" *hic* "MEEEeeee!"


I sat on a bar stool and grabbed the heaviest vodka I had and drank the whole bottle, it burned my throat but I held it down. It immediately made me forget all my problems.
OOG: DUDE! That would make you VOMIT! INSTANTLY! LOLOLOL!!!!!! And if you COULD keep it down you would probably PASS OUT within a couple of seconds! XDDDDDDD You are RUNNING the place, don't get SUPER WASTED!

[Crazy]

My vision blurred and I felt as though someone dropped a 10-ton weight on my face then jumped on it...

"Ooohhhh.........." I said as I threw up in the hole behind the bar, everything went black and back I fell.

((OOG: Gonna be gone for a while cya.))

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

((Crazy,do you know where it actually is?))

Kitten gasped and started shaking him,trying to wake him up.

[Pirate Foxes]

OOG: Dude... you just *puked* all over HUGGY! XD (Think he went back to sleep there.)

The fox heard the all too familiar sound of alcohol poisoning. He somehow managed to get over to the bar without throwing up, himself. Standing behind the bar, it took him a couple of seconds, standing there to realize what exactly he was looking at. When he finally made half sense of what it was he then understood what that smell was. THEN he REALLY wanted to start puking...

But he didn't.

"Just makes me glad' ta nat be o' the wo-" *hic* -ckin' types 'round heEE" *hic* "eere. Looks like ye got ta gets the bucket and mop and mop ye boss up..." *hic* "heheheheh... time ta make me self scarese"

Fox then poured himself another drink... this time mainly...

MAINLY just soda.

After a few minutes the pirate Fox was nowhere to be seen in the bar.

OOG: Wow dude this went from weird to BAD in about .2 seconds. XD

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten got one of the towels and began cleaning his boss.

[Pirate Foxes]

OOG: Ouch... now THAT'S dedication. I feel sorry for you, kitten. Wow. :(

;)

@ Crazy, that probably wasn't the best thing to do. I mean come on, there were a million ways to exit that scene.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

OOG:What do you mean?Im just being a dedicated worker,dont wanna get fired for doing nothing,whats so wrong about that?

[Pirate Foxes]

OOG: Nothing, just... the way you wrote that. Made me feel bad for your character. It's just... the best post ever that you could have done.

If *I* had to do something like try and sober up my boss I would drag his reeking carcass outside and start hosing him down until he woke up. Then again that might not be the best thing to do outside of a five star hotel. Maybe the wash room (where the laundry is done) would be more appropriate.

Also, the smell of alcohol and bile would be EVERYWHERE. In this sort of situation it might be prudent to temporarily close the bar. ;)

[Senna]

Watches everything from behind bar while cleaning glasses.

"Hey boss did you check to dumpster out back it may have accidently got thrown out with the trash"

Looks down at huggy and slowly inches away to pour a glasss of water throwing it over huggy

"Welllhe's a little cleaner now"

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

((Oh now i get what you ment,silly me.))

Kitten went over to the door and turned the sign to say closed.

((brb,gettin something to eat.))

[Senna]

Heads to the laundry rooom and returns with a bucket of water soap at some towels and begins helping cat

"You know i'm only doing this too get rid of the smell"

[mang11]

"Ugh were am I?Ow!I hit my head on my house roof?How did I get in here anyway?"Mang said as he rubbed his head.now In the hotel he took a look around"Man this place is a mess.Feels like home."

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

((back))

"Thanks for the help"He said,then he set him down on the floor.

[Senna]

"Remind me again why i took this job"
Rises and looks around at the mess

"Looks like we'ce still got work to do"

Starts picking up papers

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Theres still one paper that needs to be found,the room inspection paper."Kitten said."Looked all over for it,but no luck."

[Senna]

"Did you try out back it may have got thtrown out by mistake"
Replaces a fileing cabbinate

[mang11]

"It might be in the dumpster while i was sleeping some one threw a whole garbage can of paper in there and trust me paper is less comfertable then it looks."Mang said.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Ugh,no,but I'll go check..."He walked out of the room and went to the dumpsters.Theres wasn't much in them,so he didn't have much of a problem.After digging for a while,he finnaly found it!Kitten wondered how it got back here,but passed it off and dashed to the washroom."I found it!"Kitten said happily,nearly yelling.

((either you guys post to fast,or i post too slow >.>))

[Senna]

"So we wont have to close after all. Phew it would be hard to find annother job what with this being the only bar around

Finishes cleaningup Crazys office and collapses on bar stool

"Cat your the cook right could you make me something im starving"

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Sure,what would you like?"

[mang11]

"hey while your at it can you make me some of that soup I hear so much about.Oh and some crackers to go with it."

[Poohbomber]

Suddenly they all hear a banging noise on the door. A gray figure is standing in the glaring sunlight (This is according to my timezone.) He is armored. And a wolf.
"Hello, I'm looking for a job. Preferably as a guard. I have had work in the royal army. I can also work for my stay. You may call me Nettle."

[Senna]

"You any good at apple tarts?"

Heads to the dinning room

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

You'll have to wait till the boss regains consiousness."Kitten said,and went to the kitchen to prepare the food.

[Poohbomber]

"Uh, no I'm not a very good cook..."
"Which is funny because I was a part time cook in the Regiment."

[mang11]

"Nettle just to tell you dont ever go to room 666 it's huanted I heard that last bunni wno went in there was never seen again"

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten finished up,and took the tarts out to where Senna was sitting,and then went back for the carrot soup that the hobo wanted.He removed the "Please wait" sign,and waited for more orders.He put the paper in his back pocket.

[Poohbomber]

"Why? Is Cthulu in there or something?"
Out of story: I am aware that he is in there but my character doesn't. It's humor.

[MonsterMiner]

Hello I'm the new tenant though I'm a monster so I might nibble the wall a little.

[mang11]

"Welcome to the Inn.I'm the local hobo."

[MonsterMiner]

What can you eat around here?

[Crazy]

"Ooohhh...*hic* god I wash noot meeent to beee duunk" I slurred, "Goodnight" I said and fell back pretending to pass out, although I didn't know why.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten decided to see if the manager was finnaly awake,so he went to the washroom,only to find he was still out.

[Crazy]

"Ha fooleded heem, naw for mah escaaapee," he said rushing out to the bar, "Hey, whaaat arreee youu doeeeng hereee!!!"

[Sticko]

"Hello, is a manager here at this establishment?" A new figure said, as he entered the bar.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten was walking back to the kitchen but heard someone running,so he decided to investigate.

[Crazy]

"Helloooo, will, you uhh....gimme a minute." I said sitting down to figure out what to say.

[MonsterMiner]

Can I eat the wall or the table, or maybe the chair? Just one please.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten followed the sound to the bar,where he found the manager. "Your awake!"He exclamed "I found the paper!"

[Sticko]

"I am an inspector. I know I was suppose to come earlier but...
this is rather disgusting. Would you mind me coming back later?"

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

((Uh,sticko,the inspectors already came.))

[Crazy]

"Heeeeyyy, Keeetttenn, thershh a guy in thee doorway, whooo ashked fur meee." I said slurring horridly.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Uuuuhh,yeah."Kitten said,as he slid over the counter and started pouring some water for him.

[Sticko]

((I heard there was a paper collector involved somewhere, so technically Im not really a inspector. :( ))

[Poohbomber]

Wanders over to the manager and Kitten.
"What should I do? Should i defend the Inn? Or would you like me to do something else? Also wheres my room?"

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

((yeah,we were trying to round up some papers to send off.))

"Uh,the manager is kinda in a drunken stupor right now"Kitten said,and set the glass of water down infront of the manager.

[MonsterMiner]

Why is everyone ignoring me, is it because I am a monster?

[Sticko]

((Well I guess 'send' them to me?:p))
Ill be leaving shortly, then.

[Crazy]

"Youuu arshh uhh...a veriii attracteeve man Mr.Kettles, shoo I vill make chou a deel,you can gaurddd and I weeell pay for it..." I said and fell off the chair.

[Poohbomber]

"I don't know whether or not you can eat the funriture." Said Nettle dissmisisvly.
"Oh I also forgot to mention, that other than being a cook I was also a medic for my group."

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten sighed and decided this was taking too long.He picked up the glass,and poured it on the managers face to see if it would get him sober quicker.

[Poohbomber]

"Try giving him some tea, that sometimes works." mentioned Nettle, trying to be as helpful as possible.

[Crazy]

"Oh, ish it bathee timee alreaddddy." I said enjoying the cold water.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"I'll whip up some green tea,then"Kitten said,and dashed to the kitchen.He started right away,but the tea didn't take long to make.He finished up and brought the tea over to the bar.

[Crazy]

"I ain't drinkeen thaaat fruiiityyyyyy shtuff." I slurred making a disgusted face, but falling backwards again and sleeping.

[Poohbomber]

"Does anyone have some sort of funnel? So we can just pour it in while he's sleeping?"

[Crazy]

((OOG: I gotta go for a while I'll be sober again when I'm back.))

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"I think I have one in the kitchen,I'll go look."Kitten then went back to the kitchen.He found a funnel,then brought it back.

((OOG:kay.))

[Poohbomber]

"Do you know which room is mine?" I inquired.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"You can have room 86"Kitten said while pouring the tea.

[Poohbomber]

"Thank you" Heads up to his room.
There are some clanking sounds.

[MonsterMiner]

"Can I get a bigger bed, mine's too small,"I said.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten finished pouring the tea,then sighed.He went back to the kitchen to prepare for the guests coming for dinner.

[Poohbomber]

Comes back downstairs without his armor on, but now wearing a deep blue tunic and black shorts.
"Did I hear something about dinner? I'm as hungry as a hound. Heh, made a little joke there."

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Yep,dinner is soon,what would you like?"

[Poohbomber]

"Steak.".....................................

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten took a piece of meat out and began cooking it.He seasoned it,and added everything that was needed until it was perfect.He fliped it out of the pan and onto a plate,then handed the plate to Nettle."Enjoy."

[Poohbomber]

"Thanks!" I exclaimed as I tore into the meat like a starving pack of wolf.
(I know it is supposed to be wolves but I put it like this way for a reason.)

[Senna]

"Hey Mr gaurd would you like adrink with your meal non-alcoholic drinks are avalible"

[Poohbomber]

"Please, whatdya have?"

[1samurai1]

"I have lemonade."

[Poohbomber]

"That'll do."

[Senna]

"Hmm nothhing fancy yet just vodka rum larger bitter a couple of alco pops, most types of fizzy drinksand I might manage a few cock tails is you wish"

Finishes the tart grabvs plate and head back to the bar

"Thanks cat that was delicious you should deffinatly add it to the menu"

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Will do."Kitten brought up the menu and added more food to choose from.

[Poohbomber]

I'm a non alchloholic, can't drink in the army.

[Senna]

Well when your on pleave you can right

OOG: I have a friend and an ex-military uncle so i know they like to drink alot on leave

[Poohbomber]

Never touched a drop of the stuff in my life. Well, other than to steralize wounds, and i guess to start a fire.

[1samurai1]

"Kitten do you have my daily supply of deer souls?"

[Poohbomber]

Finishes up his meal.
"Thanks Kitten, that was very tasty."
(Problem is is that its 3:43 here. Expect a midnight snack from me.)

[Poohbomber]

Well when your on pleave you can right

OOG: I have a friend and an ex-military uncle so i know they like to drink alot on leave

(Well I kinda figured, but I'm not talking about a normal army. I just kinda made it up as I went.)

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"No deer souls here."

[1samurai1]

-Screams a bloodcurdling screech for 5 minutes then fades away into the wall-

[Senna]

"Wait did you say DEER souls? Thos horn-headed hoof-footed botomless-pit demons?"

[Poohbomber]

I can go 'kill' some.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Yes,im guessing thats what he ment."

[Poohbomber]

What do I need? Other than my exploasive sword and crossbow bullets?

[Senna]

"I prefer Exploding deer traps"
;)

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Well,i dont have deer souls but I do have venison"

[1samurai1]

"No venison for me,that stuff just goes right through me!"(Lol ghost pun I crack myself up)

[Poohbomber]

Gets gear back on and heads out into the wilderness, full of deers and who knows what else.

[Poohbomber]

Soon gets to the deer bombing grounds.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

((wow,nothing interesting is going on now...))

[Poohbomber]

Finishes setting up some bomb traps and sets up camoflauge.
*sight* "Now the wait begins," He said.

[Poohbomber]

Comes back into the Inn with venison and plenty of deer souls in bottles.
"I'm baaacck!"

[Poohbomber]

"Umm... Anyone home?" He asked.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Im in the kitchen,but i dunno where everyone else is."

[huggyboo]

OOC: I pass out and come back with my character filthy and like 15 missed pages!! AHHHH!!!!

Huggy woke up feeling covered with something, drunk, and hungry. He got and say he was covered in water, vomit, and urine. Now normally this only happens after a holiday and usually they belong to Fox, but for some reason they weren't. So Huggy climbed out of his hole went into the backroom and came back squeaky clean. This is when he surveyed the situation. His boss was out near his bed, Fox was gone, and people were in his bar. Even when asleep he knew what people drank. So he set out to work. First off he silently moved everyone from his bar and collected his money on the way while flipping the sign to closed but leaving the door unlocked, so the staff could return for the boss. Next he picked up the boss and threw him over the counter. Finally he cleaned his hole (dirt is very hard to clean) and then dumped the waste out the side window into the dumpster. So with his hole clean and his boss drunk he moved the fake cupboards from the back room to in front of his hole. Boss would forget and think it was some dream because if he remembered he would have to pay extra for living in the building. Now he had to make sure no one would tell... This is what he thought as he made his way to the kitchen.

OOC: Soon you will hear Huggy Speak! and i forgot the special thing i'll do it tomorrow.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

OOC:Did you read through all 15 pages?I peeked into the hole,not peed.

Kitten finished up the last of his orders,then walked over to the bar.

[huggyboo]

Huggy waited , and when he saw Kitty he put his plan in motion. He threw down a ball of yarn.

[1samurai1]

Sam feeling dumb mustered up the courage to ask what does OOC mean

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Hah,a ball of yarn,I haven't seen one in years.May I have it?"Kitten asked.


((OOC:out of charachter.))

[Poohbomber]

"HEY! YOU! What are you doing?" I asked angerly. I was also still In my armor and still had my explosives.

[huggyboo]

So while kitty was distracted by the yarn, Huggy was able to tie and duct tape him to a chair within 2 seconds. Still distracted by the yarn Huggy began his second part of the plan.

Two birds with one stone, Huggy thought when the robo-wolf walked in. Huggy threw down a small device that landed directly below the wolf and let out a smal EMP wave disabling the suit.

[Poohbomber]

"Don't you ignore me!" I yelled.

[1samurai1]

Kitten will reply under me
Thats right im a psychic shape shifting ghost and proud

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Murgle fug bluh sif?"Kitten said,having the ball of yarn stuck in his teeth.

[huggyboo]

So with the cat tied to the chair and the wolf unable to get out of his robotic armor, now began the fun part of his plan.


"You two will forget about my hole..."

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten manages to spit the ball out,and asks "Or what?".

[Poohbomber]

"I'm not wearing robotic armor, you dip!" I yelled clearly not stuck in any way.

[Mkishere]

((Hey what could I be? :D))

[huggyboo]

realizing the wolf was free he used his first weapon. A doggy whistle. so while he blew this he was also able to talk to kitty.

" I would say you have about 1 minute 3 seconds before all of your recipes end up in the Furnace. I could let you out and you could stop it, or you can be difficult and have to relearn how to cook every dish for the inn"

[1samurai1]

You can be crab man with the power of bubbles!

[Poohbomber]

"I'm not a dog you know." I said as I rushed up and bound huggy in Duct Tape, while he was distracted by talking to Kitty

[mang11]

"Hi guys.I was diging through my house today and i found some money.Hand me a glass of wine Huggy"

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Uh,no thanks,i wont tell."Kitten said,while secretly reaching for his hidden kitchen knife.He manages to grab the handle and rip through his ropes with it.Kitten jumps up and points the knife at the panda.

((*facepalm* i type too slow))

[Poohbomber]

"Um, Kitten you do know he's already bound up?"

[huggyboo]

with the wolf trying to tie him up and the kitten lunging at him with a knife, the panda somehow escaped unscathed. He had to use his final weapon if he were to escape.

[Poohbomber]

"The deer can go soak its head, Ill deal with it later." I said as I jumped the chair and tackled him.

[mang11]

O.O"whats going on in here?"

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

"Uh,yeeaahh,ok"Kitten still held up the knife."Where are my recipies!"

[Poohbomber]

"How did that feel? 120lbs of wolf and steel cant have felt all that good?" I asked as I bound him.

[Poohbomber]

OOC somehow i think there are two storylines going on at once...

[huggyboo]

Bound up and at knife point, Huggy could only do one thing to free himself...

Sleep.

So as the panda slept in the chair the cat and wolf were left to wonder.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

Kitten lowered the knife and dashed to the funace to save his recipies.He got there to find all his cookbooks on a conveyor.He quickly snatched them and brought them to the kitchen.

[Poohbomber]

"Heh I'm not wondering, lets put him into a safe, with air holes of course." I said "Maybe you should make copies and put them somewhere safe, maybe a diamond safe with a lead lining." "Change the password often also."

[mang11]

Now confused more then he could handle Mang went to the beer machine and began to dirnkthe beer.

[Poohbomber]

OOC Huggy what made you think I had robotic armor?

[huggyboo]

OOC: There needs to be some rule about how long you have to wait after your last post so things dont end up as confused as they just were.

[Poohbomber]

"Hey Mang get away from there!" I said as a dragged Mang away from the machine. "Here" I said as I poured beer into a Stein.